Candle, vagina, and explosion

If this was my article's title, the story would probably be idiotic: a teenage attempt to insert a candle into my vagina, and an orgasm would feel like an explosion between my legs. Unfortunately, this is not the case. All the words in the title have one thing in common - Gwyneth Paltrow. I never liked her, not as an actress, much less as a sex guru who ...