Top five toys of 2024

The end of the year is fast approaching, and it is time for me, as I do every year, to publish a list of the best toys in 2024. Last year, it seemed that 2024 could not be worse than 2023, but it could be a shade better than it actually was. For example, it could give me more time to test toys. Nevertheless, I did test a whole more petite bouquet of them. Lelo's Enigma Double Sonic and Dot, Snail Vibe Gizi, Unihorn Heart Throb and Satisfyer Sassy Seal were the most prominent.

Satisfyer Sassy Seal

Oh, Sassy Seal is my sea toy! Even today, in these winter days, when I think of it, the sea starts whispering in my head. Sassy Seal reminded me of wild summer nights. It conjured up salty tears and an indescribably good feeling between my legs, exactly as I remember it from before. This toy is Satisfyer's safe bet - air pulse and vibrations together ensure success and a good orgasm. Because I was distracted by too many vibration patterns and only one button to manage them, Sassy Seal earned a rating of 9 points. 

Unihorn Heart Throb

Only by the hair of a mouse did the Unihorn Heart Throb toy perform better, as it took me to a fairytale land. This vibrator is also clitoral, and its mode of stimulation could be characterized as non-classical. Although I was charmed by its cute shape, the real fairy tale was conjured by its muzzle, which hit the clitoris like a hammer. Just as the pressure wave in the toy mentioned above is supported by vibrations, these also accompany the hammer beating in the unicorn. Unfortunately, using the vibrations independently, stimulation seemed too weak. I missed the "return" button, and if I am really meticulous, silicone could have a more pleasant smell, and perhaps something on that toy would be dedicated to the point stimulation of the clitoris with vibrations. Nevertheless, this toy brought me my first real break on a yoga weekend. I experienced life in pink. 

Lelo Dot 

Third on the list of the top five is the toy Lelo Dot, which brought me a crazy good Valentine's Day in February. The silicone color was reminiscent of spring, and its softness reminded me of bed linen washed with the best fabric softener. The toy's appearance resembles a tentacle on one hand and a significant drop on the other. When Lelo Dot vibrated quietly for the first time, I held the 'minus 'button and came to a gentle movement of the toy tip. I put it against the clitoris, which, despite its gentle touch, began to respond to stimuli. The tip of the Lelo Dot moves in ellipses and does not circulate, which should make it impossible for the clitoris to go numb, but a few times, for a few seconds, this is precisely what happened to me. 

Snail Vibe Gizi

I was speechless when testing this snail for the first time. In all these years, nothing has changed as far as accessories included in a package are concerned. Like my first Snail Vibe vibrator, Gizi was already ready for the journey. It rested in a silver suitcase, along with a charging cable, both securely fastened so that the bumpy ride would not turn it on and it would unnecessarily vibrate somewhere in the back of the car. Much smaller than its big brother, Gizi is a rabbit vibrator designed for evenings of solitude in a hotel. I loved everything about this toy. Buttons, shape, monotonous vibrations. Volume can be highlighted as a negative trait, although it is average, and the toy is not extremely loud. For Gizi , perhaps the saying "less is more" is best, and this little beast really delivered. Snails rock!

Lelo Enigma Double Sonic

Že drugo leto zapored je najvišje mestov mojem srcu in breskvici zasedla Lelova igrača. Med mojimi nogami so se znašle vse Enigme do zdaj in vsaka je prekosila prejšnjo, vsaj v nekaterih podrobnostih. Tudi ta svoj uspeh gradi na soničnem valovanju. Z njim stimulira ščegetavček (tehnologija SenSonic) in A točko, skrito v globinah breskvice, nekaj centimetrov globje od G točke, le da pri njej uporablja tehnologijo globokih soničnih valov (tehnologija DeepSonic). In kar je najbolje, Lelo je to igračo končno združil z aplikacijo. Vse paritvene in kraljeve plese je Lelo Enigma Double Sonic odplesala z odliko.

Although there were fewer of them this year than in previous years, I am proud of my selection of toys. None of them have achieved a terrible grade; they all rank in the golden middle or are very good.  

At the end of the year, while you are probably rushing through errands and cursing, I hope that the holidays will be peaceful and spent with those closest to you. Let the bed be your best friend, and let there be a vibrating subject under your pillow that will take care of your well-being!

To the vibrating 2025!