Review: Satisfyer Sassy Seal

Sassy Seal

9

General score

9.0/10

Pros

• shape of a seal
• 2 in 1
• waterproof
• pressure-wave
• small

Cons

• one vibration button
• too many vibration patterns

Satisfyer Sassy Seal was the result of my secret escape to the sea. Since I didn't get closer to its scent this summer, I felt it in my nostrils while making online purchases. When I saw the seal, a decision was made. I reminisced about more pleasant summer temperatures in bed with this toy a few months later.

As so many times before, I opened the packaging as a book. From the pictures on a turquoise background, I learned that the toy is waterproof, covered with silicone in the packaging color, and combines two functions - pressure wave "Air Pulse" and vibration. I nicely opened the box where the toy was stuck and pulled it out by the tail. What a cute seal! It had a small body with fins, three control buttons on its belly, and a giant head with a deep suction mouth. There was also a magnetic charging cable and instructions for use hidden under its plastic bed.

First, I examined the belly of the Sassy Seal toy in detail. Buttons are hard to see and even harder to feel. Despite wearing glasses, I had to bring the seal right before me. Only then did I see that the markings were no different from those of the older Satisfyer vibrators. The center button turns the toy on and off and increases the power of the pressure wave. Lower power decreases the pressure wave. The highest button is intended for vibration management. 

I assumed that the possibilities of how to reach the goal would be huge, so much so that I would not be able to try them all. With this in my head, I pressed the middle button. I heard a gentle grunt and pressed the seal's mouth against the clitoris. I immediately recognized Satisfyer's pressure wave, although it had been a while sinceI last tested their toy. The beginning was gentle, barely perceptible on the lower floor, so I quickly increased the strength and insisted on the most 'disturbing' ones, as if the down button did not exist. I reached the seventh and reflexively began to move the muzzle away from the clitoris. Tears poured down my cheeks, and my face got stuck in an unrecognizable grimace. I felt every muscle in my body until the unpleasant turned into relief, and the spasm eased. 

The face became known again, and the orgasm was so strong that I sat paralyzed on the bathroom floor. When I felt power in my legs, I walked lazily to bed. I was immediately transported to the world of dreams when I first encountered the bed linen. I assumed I was off for hours, but it really only took me a few minutes.  

I picked up the Sassy Seal toy again and took a closer look. I put my pinky in a wide and deep muzzle. In the past, I had quite a few doubts about whether the depth would make the feelings dimmer, but according to my first experience, there was no way this could happen. Just in case, I had to try it again. Well instructed, I started at the fourth stage of pressure wave power. After a few minutes, I started to melt like butter, but the road to the end was long. I set myself a goal to get to the eleventh, last level. From minute to minute, from stage to stage, my body suffered more. Body and clitoris. 

Cramps came and went; I had goosebumps all over my body, and the feeling changed from unpleasant to pleasant. At the eighth level, I could not handle it anymore, so I turned on the vibration. What a balm for my soul was the simultaneous action of vibrations and pressure waves. Unfortunately, they still did not introduce a fourth button that could lower the vibration power, so I was a little conservative when pressing the button. I left the pressure wave on the eighth, but I had no idea at what stage of vibration my body was overwhelmed by a pleasant feeling, and the clitoris began to give in to pleasure.  

I returned to the toy about a week later, as my period was bad in between, and the time of ovulation was full of dissatisfaction. So when I used the toy, I reached orgasm in less than ten seconds. I could barely turn it on, and on the fifth stage of the pressure wave, I already felt complete surrender. But I gathered faster than the first time and continued the game. I was on edge for a long time. When the orgasm was just around the corner, I turned off the pressure wave and continued with vibrations that seemed weak compared to the first. I turned on the pressure wave again, which started at the first stage. Although I wanted to continue at the level I was at before and escalate the game, I accepted the offer and took a different path to the goal.  

I took a relaxing shower on Sunday since I was walking a lot. Sassy Seal has taken on the role of a vibrator this time. I listed five levels, and, to my surprise, I reached the patterns by pressing the button the sixth time. There were different types of pulsation, one undulating and another that reminded me of the combination of taking off and landing. Despite all these possibilities, I was not on my way to orgasm, so after ten minutes, my patience ran out, and I turned on the pressure wave. As if the body recognized the feeling, the peach tightened preventively while the seal worked harder and harder. I had vibrations on the fifth, the strongest level, and pressure waves on the ninth. During the tears, the first more gentle orgasm knocked on the door, followed by a bomb so powerful that I chased my breath for a few moments. 

Sassy Seal always reminded me of wild summer nights. It conjured up salty tears and an indescribably good feeling between my legs, exactly as I remembered it from before. In the middle of a cold and rainy October, I finally experienced a hot summer, and the taste of the sea crept into my mouth. 

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