Review: Crushious Cocoon

Crushious Cocoon

7

General score

7.0/10

Pros

• responsive remote control
• strong vibrations
• good grip

Cons

• poor clitoral stimulation
• loud

Hot days just before a short trip and afternoon siesta invited me to relax in bed. The errands were somewhere far away. All I could do at that moment was lie on my back with my arms and legs outstretched. Crushious Cocoon helped me not to dive too deep into sleep. 

This small, ten-centimeter-long toy, which helped count down the minutes for siesta, resembles, in shape, how shockingly, a cocoon or a finless whale. The toy is covered in purple silicone, with white ABS plastic in the middle. Silicone, to make it look even more like a cocoon, is wavy. The tail at the end is soft and, according to my first impression, even too flexible, while the base is hard. On the inside, beneath the tail, a well-hidden button allows you to turn on the toy.  

Since this is one of the bullet vibrators I have not had any luck with so far, it also comes with a remote control. There are two buttons on it, one to turn the toy on and off and the other to switch between vibrations. There are three monotone ones, followed by six patterns. You will find several pulsating patterns, but do not ask me exactly how they pulse because I have not been able to remember them even after so many tests. The last one was wavy with cessation.  

I didn't want to waste time in the summer heat, so I pushed the toy into the peach with the help of a lubricant and picked up the remote control. I pressed the power button, but absolutely nothing happened. With another push of a button, I checked if I was going crazy, then closed my eyes to twist the remote. The blue light flashed wildly at the push of a button, but the vibrator did not move anywhere. I found the button on the toy with my fingers and turned it on. Only then could I start to control the toy remotely.  

The vibrations, which seemed very loud initially and on the surface, got quieter while in the peach. There was only a pleasant buzzing. I indulged in the wholesome feeling inside, and it seemed the toy was thick and long, not a few centimeters long bullet vibrator, pushing against all the walls of the peach with its surface. It was only when I accidentally flicked the tail with my fingers that I began to realize that this tiny ball, rather than the insertable part, should leave a more significant impression on me since I am a more clitoral girl than a peachy one, but it did not. As I expected, the ball at the end of the toy only gently irritated the clitoris. It felt like a soft summer breeze.  

It was no different with the second and third strength of vibration power. Although strong, the vibrations got lost inside, and I missed at least two more. Instead, pushing a button again, I reached the first pulsating patterns. I liked the fast pulsation in an unfamiliar and free rhythm. Everything felt just right. Maybe I even liked it better than the first three levels. I got the same feeling with the last wave with cessation and escalation.  

Even though I was losing my resistance to bullet vibrators with the Crushious Cocoon toy from minute to minute, I was nowhere near the sweet end. Because of the search for something more powerful, I played a whole range of patterns and vibrations countless times. Finally, I put down the remote control and pulled the toy out of the peach. The volume increased as I pressed the base against the clitoris. I was already well warmed up, so I expected a quick end. Tears poured, cramps appeared and subsided, but there was no orgasm from anywhere. It was only when I was about to give up and blame it on the unbearable heat that the magic moment I had been waiting for happened. Even though I did not use it as written on the instructions for use, I had an orgasm. 

Next time, I used the toy with only one challenge in front of my eyes - how to have an orgasm without interfering with the prescribed method of use. The easiest time to do this was during my holiday work. The easiest time was between studying and writing articles. I had a few problems inserting the toy. I coated it with lubricant, and as I tried to insert it, the toy flew on the floor. As if chasing soap in the bathtub, it ran away from me. When I repeated the process and successfully put the toy in the peach, I realized that I had forgotten to press the power button on the toy. Without this, despite the help of the remote, everything was calm - no vibration anywhere. When I was looking for the button on the toy, I could barely keep the vibrator in place.  

In the end, I finally succeeded, and I was able to sit down at my desk and start working. The first stage shook me a bit, but my body got used to it, and I worked without any problems. It was similar with the second stage, except I could feel the vibrations if I put my palms on my thighs. The restaurant noise would smoothly outweigh the noise between the legs at this stage. With the third, this would no longer be possible. Not even with the fast and strong pulsation, which suited me best out of all the patterns. Standing was better than sitting. Although I did not feel it at all, the tail held the toy in its place well, it did not try to escape from the peach. While walking, the volume is more substantial, and the feeling is more intense, which I liked. Nevertheless, there was not even a single hint of orgasm. It was just a delightful hum, the right one to play in a couple.

Crushious Cocoon appealed to me but didn't entirely melt my aversion to bullet vibrators. It did not complete its task with me, and although I tried, it did not push me over the edge. Nevertheless, it seems to me that it is more than suitable for beginners and couples who like to tease each other but leave the orgasm for later. Just forget about the fun in the library; let it be somewhere with enough noise. 

You can find more information about the toy here: Svet užitka – Crushious Cocoon