Fucking onanists
Then Judah told Onan, »Go to your brother's wife and take her as your wife to create offspring for your brother.« But knowing that the offspring would not be his, Onan scattered the seed on the ground as many times as he went to his brother's wife so he would not create the offspring for his brother. But it was evil in the eyes of the Lord that he did it; therefore, he sent death upon him.
The story of Onan is part of the first book of Moses, and Onan is a scapegoat whose curse was alive amongst people for some time. Onanism has become a word for masturbation, which has retained its status as the forbidden and the cause of many diseases over the centuries. Anyhow, to this day, it is still unclear whether the story of Onan refers to masturbation or coitus interruptus. Some conclude that it means the latter, as masturbation was not persecuted in those times as it was centuries later, in the period called the Enlightenment.
In the early eighteenth century, masturbation was thought to cause hysteria and semen leakage from the body in women, while men suffered from atypical disease, epilepsy, tuberculosis, and fainting. At that time, a book was also published that was entirely dedicated to the burning topic of masturbation - Onania: or, the heinous sin of self-pollution and all its frightful consequences (in both sexes) considered with spiritual and physical advice to those who have already injured themselves by this abominable practice. The book with this damn long title was the alpha and omega of books on the source of evil until the twentieth century.
The birth of this book caused the author's misunderstanding of the Bible passage, as he believed that the story was about masturbation. The time was also just right for the creation of this text. The state and the church were overly trying to limit sexuality to reproduction. For members of the bourgeoisie, it has come into force that bodies should be used as healthy as possible in accordance with nature.
In later editions, the book began to deal in more detail with the consequences of this devil act, such as narrowed foreskin, permanent erection, and painful urination. The most common was genital discharge, a result of gonorrhea, which is believed to occur due to the weakening of the fibers of the genital organs and the loosening of the pores and glands. With masturbation, semen becomes diluted. If a child is conceived from it, it is necessarily considered weak and sick.
Years later, letters from readers were added, a little gossip that people still read today with the greatest pleasure. There is a record of desperate parents who surprised their daughter while masturbating. It caused inflammation of the clitoris and nymphomania, which was so severe that the daughter became a prostitute. But, of course, the author did not leave them without an answer. He offered them his professional medical assistance. The book served as a catalog of his healing cocktails.
Although the book was published in the eighteenth century, masturbation was morally controversial much earlier. For many members of the church, masturbation was considered an act against nature, and conception prevention was considered almost the same as murder. And the most significant issue: masturbation was addictive, which was perfect for all the doctors of later centuries. Among them was Tissot, who drew his knowledge from antiquity. According to him, the seminal fluid originates from the brain and flows into the penis through the spine. When it drains due to masturbation, it causes damage to brain tissue and reduces the possibility of thinking. You know when you feel like you have an empty head after masturbating? Well, those of us who masturbate know this very well. Perhaps there is some truth in Tissot's theory.
A century later, according to doctors, masturbation turned into an epidemic. This led to an ever-new invention of corsets, penis rings with spikes, and shackles that protected against touching down there. Doctors treated masturbation with electric shocks to the urethra or anus and corrosive agents. Female clitoral circumcision has often been advised, which is still prevalent in some countries today. In addition to cereals, which are supposed to have a miraculous power in reducing libido, Kellogg also patented a virgin belt for both sexes. He also argued that children should be beaten if caught in this morally controversial act.
Fucking onanists, you're going to ruin this good world of ours! It is a pity that today the penis rings have lost their spikes, but shops with masturbation aids, the vestibules of hell, have grown. If you'd like to heal this disease, read this article daily to discourage you from touching below the waist. But if that doesn't help, you are cursed, onanists. See you in hell!
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