Review: Lovehoney X Romp Switch

Lovehoney X Romp Switch

7

General score

7.0/10

Pros

• light
• no patterns
• enough strengths
• easy management

Cons

• loud
• batteries

When I complained about the weather and wrote about the website, I ordered three more low-cost sex toys. If I don't fly anywhere with low-cost airlines, vibrators can keep me company in bed. The first was Lovehoney X Romp Switch.

So far, I have not been overly enthusiastic about any of Romp's products. They were always missing something. Romp Jazz for example, was loud and did not even reach the clitoris. The same was with Romp Wave, a mint leaf - it had no connection with the clitoris. Since Romp Switch is a clitoral stimulator, contact with the clitoris should be urgently established. Maybe I thought that cooperation with the Lovehoney store would bring a better product into my hands.

As with most low-cost products, Romp's packaging was nothing special. When a toy fell out of it, the carton box became oblivion. Romp Switch is surrounded by purple ABS plastic; only the removable suction cup is silicone. The fact that it is detachable is good on the one hand because you can change it and wash it, but on the other hand, it is annoying because it seems to fall down with regular use and stronger pressures. At first glance, the toy seemed cheap, probably also because of its lightness, which I should like.

As befits a woman who ignores instructions, I optimistically held down the larger 'plus' button, but the suction nose remained unresponsive. Nevertheless, I liked both controls' layout, labels, size, and responsiveness. But I had to figure out how to test the buttons while the toy vibrated. I noticed a tiny incision when I held the stimulator at an angle. One nail pressure and the toy's underside flew off.

Under it was a place for two AAA batteries, which were included in the package. I tore off the plastic wrapper and installed them, but I immediately noticed the first problem. One of the battery places had a spring so strong that every slight movement of the battery made it fly out. As if it didn't want to be a part of this stimulator. So I stopped playing with batteries and closed the plastic lid while they were still in their place. Despite the gentle 'click 'sound, the cover clung firmly to his other half.

I turned it over and pressed the largest white silicone button again. The toy started purring loudly. Nevertheless, the distance from the opening and the silicone muzzle seemed too large for the low power to be enough even to start the game. I put it on the tip of my nose, and the previous statement seemed inaccurate. Because I was baffled after my nose test, I put the Romp Switch stimulator against the primary target, the clitoris.

The power of air pulse stimulation's first stage was somewhat lost. Even though my nose pulsated from the intense dance with the toy, the clitoris maintained its posture and expected more. I pressed the 'plus 'button again. Both volume and intensity have increased. At the third stage, I moved the stimulator away from the clitoris for a moment, as a wave of the first unpleasant feeling had already reached me. By the fourth, tears were already streaming down my cheeks, but I felt the unpleasant would not be pleasant even here. At the fifth, I gasped for breath, but I still bravely pressed the 'plus' button one last time. But then the feeling was lost. I allowed the possibility of moving the stimulator away from the clitoris entirely automatically. 

By pressing the smaller, lower 'minus' button, I reached the safety of the third level, thereby slightly softening the loud sounds and the intense air stimulation of the higher levels. Only then, with dry eyes, did I manage to banish the unpleasant feeling and experience an intense orgasm. 

In the following tests, I reached the orgasms, sometimes expressly, sometimes after a long journey, sometimes on the fourth, sometimes on the strongest sixth level. But there are entirely enough power levels. I also liked that there were no devilish patterns. So I could not go wrong, and the game went smoothly. Even better, I could use the 'minus 'button to return. 

Working with Lovehoney brought Romp some luck with this toy, which cost forty euros. Although I read a lot of negative comments that the toy often does not work, whether its life expectancy is too short, and even though it could be better made and cannot be compared to Lelo's turbo toys,Romp justified its price. In addition, it will also bring you to orgasm.

You can buy the product here: Lovehoney X Romp Switch