Review: Lovense Hyphy

Lovense Hyphy

8

General score

8.0/10

Pros

• double stimulator
• app
• three attachments
• strong vibrations of the clitoral stimulator

Cons

• loud
• weak G-spot stimulation
• long way to orgasm

One morning when I was sitting in physiotherapy again, and my shoulder was embraced by a vibrating belt an idea was born in my head. Why not do it at home with an erotic toy? Although I initially had a magic wand in mind, a very special vibrator was waiting for me in the corner of the closet, which was perfect for this - Lovense Hyphy.

I was so happy when I bought this toy a few months ago. If it was half as good as its sister Nora, I would be riding a horse I wouldn't want to go off. I didn't even read the description of the toy. I knew it was a vibrator intended for pointed stimulation, but when I opened the package, I realized it was much more than that. I got as many as three silicone attachments for pointed stimulation, and I was surprised to find that Hyphy turns into a G-spot stimulator if I turn it upside down. And a vibrating one.

The beak is made of white ABS plastic, while the rest of the vibrator is dressed in purple silicone. There are also three attachments that I mentioned above: a ball, claws or Packman, and a newt's tail. The first is intended to stimulate any part of the body, the second to stimulate the clitoris, and the third for the nipples. The beak vibrations are powerful; there should be as many as twelve thousand per minute, while the lower part intended to stimulate the G-spot is much less intense. It reaches five thousand vibrations per minute. Below the white plastic are two buttons, plus and minus, which I have not yet conquered. For now, it was enough to know where the plus was. 

For the first time, I tested the simplest attachment - the ball. As I leaned it against the clitoris and pressed the top button to reach the highest vibrations (I'm guessing up to those twelve thousand), my body was trembling. Not just a peach, a whole body. Then it calmed down. There was no escalation to orgasm. When the feeling had to change from unpleasant to pleasant, the body stopped. I spent quite a few minutes looking for the right position to catch another wave that would transform into an orgasm. It felt like I sneezed, and it was over. I decided it was a fault of a busy weekend in bed and not knowing the toy. 

The next time we met, I watched the presentation video and read the instructions. It is good that I did not throw away the packaging because the storage box would have flown into the trash with it. The magnetic charging cable and three replacement attachments would stay with me, as I noticed them in the beginning. In the instructions, I also got an answer on how to use the buttons. I set the Hyphy vibrator on standby mode with a long press of the 'plus' button.

With quick presses of the same button, I flew over three different power levels of monotonous vibrations and four patterns, one pulsating and three different waves. The last long press of the 'plus 'button followed, and the toy died. I turned the Hyphy back on the same way and tried the 'minus' button. With quick presses, I returned to patterns that I had missed or forgotten, and with long presses, I put the G-spot stimulator into standby mode, that is, the other end of the toy. But then I followed the instructions above, only this time, the vibrations were getting louder and louder.

Since the use of a double Hyphy vibrator was clearer to me, I was able to relax and try my luck with orgasm again. I didn't wait long. I pressed the bottom end of the toy against the clitoris. Although I was disturbed by the loud sound, my clit enjoyed it so much that half a minute later, I reached the highest level of happiness.

I had to repeat the exercise. I used lube this time, and the G-spot stimulator disappeared into the inside of the peach. Then I got distracted by the buttons again, but in the end, I achieved the desired vibration of the insertable part. I pushed him in all the possible directions. Because of its wide head, it pressed on all the surfaces that should trigger a pleasant tingling and desire for more. But I wonder if the latter or the willingness to explore kept me going.

I didn't get anywhere. It was like walking towards the car but kept coming back because you forgot the keys, the wallet next time, and your cell phone. Until the elf in my head told me it was enough and let the fingers from the chain. Then the story was quickly over. I still don't know what bothered me. The head is thick enough and triggers a feeling of fullness; there is also enough vibration power. But it was not working for me. Not the first time, not ever, so it's a lot more useful to me as the handle. 

Since I got tired of the buttons, I used the toy with the app just like I did with Nora. It was much easier, although I didn't find a way to switch between G-spot stimulation and clitoral stimulation in the app. But the curse of the first test kept creeping back. When I thought the orgasm was well on its way, it slipped away again, and I had to run another penalty round. I didn't like it at first, but then I learned to enjoy the game, which lasted much longer than with other toys of the same type. I have no idea what happens, why the clitoris just before the climax becomes completely insensitive, but I stopped worrying about it. It was no different in the shower.

Vibrator Hyphy was a toy that I watched from afar, I did not dare to approach it for a long time, but when I did, it seemed that the vibrator hated me and pushed me away. But unlike people, I gave it new opportunities that taught me to enjoy long moments, despite shortcomings such as volume, a long way to orgasm, and the inefficiency of insertable labor. Even though we are warming up and a lot nicer, Nora is still my best friend.

You can buy the product here: Lovense – Hyphy