Review: Svakom Vesper

Svakom Vesper

6.9

General score

6.9/10

Pros

• good shape
• two motors
• a few good patterns

Cons

• from strongest to weakest vibrations
• thermal function is disappointing
• too many patterns
• climax mode

Svakom Vesper is another vibrator that is supposed to shorten these dull January days. As if I had deliberately chosen it, this vibrator, which came together with the CalExotics vibrator, also belongs to the group of short and cute ones.

Not that there's anything wrong with short ones, but for a long time, I believed that a vibrator should be longer to stimulate all the erogenous zones well. I have proved to myself many times that both long and short, thick or thin, do the job. Since Svakom Vesper is a mini rabbit vibrator, I wasn't too worried that I wouldn't be able to orgasm with its help.

Besides the vibrator, you will also receive a Svakom storage bag, charging cable, instruction manual, and warranty card. And that's not all. I ordered my package from the store Svet erotike and received an extra, larger Svakom storage bag. At this stage, my heart was beating with a rhythm of a happy song. As bags bought me in an instance, I would have written a biased review if I had written it at that time.

Vesper is a vibrator, fourteen centimeters long, of which the base measures at least four centimeters. Both the insertable part and the clitoral stimulator widen towards the end. Both legs are a little bendable, but I had a good feeling that the shorter part would hold the clitoris firmly. There are three buttons on the base, covered in purple silicone like the rest of the vibrator: the bottom one with a thermometer to turn on and off the heating function of the insertable part, the middle one to turn the toy on and off and to switch between the eleven programs and the top one for the "climax mode", which to this day I still don't know what exactly it's supposed to do.

When I decided to test it out, I bought a new movie on Erika Lust's website. I dropped Vesper between my legs to spice up the 'selfness' a little more. I was pretty sure that it wouldn't even peep into the peach. And in the first test, it really didn't. I put the insertable part against my clitoris and turned on the vibration. As I started without at least checking the programs, I was surprised by the third, most potent level of steady vibrations. But since I didn't know it then and thought it was just the first level, I left the vibrator on that setting and concentrated on the story on the screen. With the movie muted, I could only imagine what they were saying.

It took me less than ten seconds to reach orgasm, but I didn't want to give up my precious after-lunch minutes just yet. Although I wanted to test how it worked underwater, I knew well that my computer wouldn't be friends with the drops. So I stayed in the safe shelter of my bed, only this time, I pressed the thermometer button and waited for a little over three minutes for the insertable part to warm up.

Although it was supposed to reach thirty-eight degrees, it felt lukewarm. I waited a few more minutes, but as it was not getting any better, I inserted it into the peach. As I had predicted, the short insertable part settled nicely and held the clitoris in its place. I pressed the power button again to get stronger vibrations. Instead, I reached the weaker vibrations, and with another press for the weakest one. Then the patterns started. 

The first two were interesting because one of the motors vibrated monotonously, and the other had a pulsating vibration. The same was true for the second pattern but it was a shade faster. I was not impressed by the other five. Since I needed a bit more stimulation after having already had one orgasm, the "climax mode" seemed like a great choice, but I didn't feel much difference when I pressed that button.

It seemed to me that only the pattern had changed, distracting me more than stimulating me to orgasm, so much so that I lost myself in pushing the buttons. First, the top one changed nothing, then the middle one, which brought me back to the patterns. I wanted to reach the third level of steady vibrations, but in between, I automatically pressed the warm-up button. There was a big confusion between my legs, so I turned the vibrator off and on again. It was only when I felt the steady vibrations again that I felt at home again.

Svakom Vesper has an adorable shape, adapted to the anatomy of a peach. But it was too much that they wanted to combine three functions in a tiny vibrator: heat function, vibrations, and a way to a faster orgasm. It would have been better to keep the number of buttons that could be used to return to the vibrations that individuals like, and the heat function could easily have been replaced by controlling each motor separately. That way, a quick route to orgasm would always be guaranteed.