Comparison: U vibrators

Just as I had tested all the clitoral vibrators with a suction function I own, a few weeks ago, now it was the U vibrators' turn. For those who don't know what fancy category this is - these are the so-called vibrators for couples. They all have two legs, one for G-spot stimulation and the partner's organ and the other for stimulation of the clitoris.

Many users stated that the partner's penis suffered greatly while using that toy. So I realized it might be better to have them just for myself. I got rid of the famous name of this type of vibratos and concentrated on my own pleasure. I decided to put bullet vibrators with a clitoral attachment in the same group. Here they were: We-Vibe Unite, Crushious Pleasuriser, Satisfyer Double Love, Satisfyer Double Plus Remote, Dream Toys Elite Renee, Svakom Connexion Series Phoenix Neo, and Magic Motion Flamingo. . Apart from the shape, what they have in common is that not one of them made me jump for joy. 

Satisfyer Double Love

Since they all had more or less empty batteries, I went for the ones still vibrating- Satisfyer Double Love and Crushious Pleasuriser. The first one let me down when I stuck it in the peach. It was escaping from the peach as if it wanted to get rid of the responsibility. It's indeed the quietest vibrator around, but I was also happy with it because you can use it in two ways - with the remote or with the app. However, you can't use it alone for solo play - it needs the help of a plastic, wooden, or glass dildo to stay in place. A hand to stop the toy from running away will also come in handy. I do not recommend walking with it. The insertable part and the clitoral attachment are scared of their job, so they won't stay near the peach without tight underpants. 

Very similar, although you can't use it with the app, is the Satisfyer Double Plus Remote.

Crushious Pleasuriser

The Crushious Pleasuriseris more 'down-to-earth' but has another drawback: only two vibrating powers and five patterns. The first level of vibration strength is weak. I was again surprised by the second one, which was light years away from the first - in power and in loudness. Walking with it was pleasant, and it felt better than lying in bed and better than Satisfyer's U vibrators. Maybe the hammer function for the clitoris is to blame for that. No matter how you walk or how much you spread your legs, with the help of the underpants, it will stay in place. 

We-Vibe Unite

Once the batteries were full, I quickly swapped the Satisfyer vibrators for the We-Vibe Unite, the only toy with which I can confidently say the penis isn't the most impressed. I remember that this was the vibrator that had already charmed me with everything the package offered - the charging cable, the remote, and the storage bag. Of all the U vibrators tested, We-Vibe Unite is the most adapted to the anatomy of a peach. The head is narrow, so the labia hug it nicely. It is also quieter than Satisfyer and Crushious vibrators, and, most importantly, it doesn't run away but does its job meticulously. The vibrations feel very good in the peach, but the head on the clitoris is a bit disappointing, at least in solo play. Nevertheless, I would choose this toy every time for couple play, regardless of male complaining. This time, as I was alone in bed, I had to use my hand to help myself to orgasm.

Dream Toys Elite Renee

After a short coffee break, I continued chasing orgasms. I started with Renee, the most robust U vibrator. The head and the insertable part are wider than the others, so it is unsuitable for walking. The good thing is that you can control the insertable part and the other leg separately, with or without a remote control. The remote control was not charged again, so I had to use the buttons on the vibrator. When I switched it on, I heard an annoying sound. The buzzing got stronger as I went from the first to the strongest, third level of vibration. What I like most about this toy is the thick insertable part that can be used to stimulate the P and G points. Unfortunately, the vibrator ran out of battery before I could reach orgasm with the help of my already well-trained fingers. 

Svakom Neo

I swapped it for the Svakom Neo - a beautifully designed vibrator with a thick insertable part and a thin neck that tries hard to stay on the clitoris. It's also the only vibrator with only one vibration power, but you can choose from countless patterns. The neck moves away from the clit when you walk, so it's preferable to use it lying down. Since I've never had an orgasm with only one vibration level, I've quietly written it off. Indeed, I really wasn't even close half an hour after I started using it, so I gave up and continued my journey with the other one. 

Magic Motion Flamingo

The last one I picked up was a vibrator, with which we had been enemies since I first used it. At the time, I was expecting a bombastic orgasm, which was nowhere to be found. I was disappointed with the Magic Motion Flamingo, but to my surprise, it made up for it this time. The insertable part is almost as wide as that of the Elite Renee vibrator, and I could already feel the deep vibrations well at the first stage in the peach. While walking, using this vibrator was most enjoyable, but at the same time, it is a lot to work with. After each level of vibration, the vibrator switches off. Only by pressing the button I turn on a stronger level. It was like: warm up - cold shower - enjoying the path - cold shower - orgasm. If it had ended with orgasm, I would have forgotten about the unpleasant breaks between stages. But it didn't. The flamingo's neck started to twist, never reaching the right point. Nevertheless, after testing other vibrators, I realized that this vibrator wasn't that bad. As with almost all U-vibrators, I used my hand to help myself orgasm and did it while walking. 

There are vibrators in this group that have made me more than happy with the storage bags, but I forgot about them as soon as I inserted the vibrators in the peach. Each has flaws, and I could not single one out as the best in this category. Some were easier to walk with, others were quiet, and others had a great range of vibrations, but not one brought me to orgasm without the help of my hands or a glass dildo. Maybe they are better using them with your partner, or perhaps they are just too weak for my peach, but I am still waiting for a U vibrator to sweep me off my feet.