Review: Crushious Pleasuriser
Crushious Pleasuriser
Pros
- hammer
- good grip
- ready to go
- lubricant
Cons
- loud
- too few vibration strengths options
When I saw it in the picture, Crushious Pleasuriser reminded me of Womanizer, but the postman brought a toy that looked more like the two already tested clips: Satisfyer Double Love and Partner Double Plus Remote.
Just like the Gummie, this vibrator too came with a small bottle of lubricant. Right behind them, a silver plastic remote control and charger fell onto the bed. Since I didn’t find the battery for the remote, I took a deep breath and slowly slid the remote’s lid off. There it was! The battery was already in place. The package reminded me of McDonald’s. You buy the food, drive away and eat it, only you deal with the Pleasuriser vibrator differently: you wash it, insert it in the peach, turn it on and enjoy it.
The Crushious Pleasuriser is covered in purple silicone. The thinner leg is flexible but has a thickened tip due to better G-spot stimulation. The head is hard, only the hammer, which stimulates the clitoris, is soft. A big, elongated button rests on the top of the base. With a long press on it, I turned the toy on and in standby mode. The red light started flashing. I pressed again, and I heard the good old gentle buzzing sound of vibrations.
I turned the vibration off and put it inside the peach. In less than five seconds, the vibrator was in place. I grabbed the remote and saw my reflection in it. I quickly pressed the button marked with the letter M. I felt a gentle vibration in the peach. I pressed again and reached a much stronger vibration. It seemed as if something was missing in between. Instead of the third level of vibration power, the toy pulsated. Shit, patterns. I listed five of them. The pulsations only differed in rhythm. Luckily, I came back to the beginning with the lightning speed of hitting the button. It gave in under my fingers again, and I reached the highest level of monotonous vibrations.
The head or clitoral attachment is operated with the only remaining button on the remote control. Here, too, you can choose between just two levels of vibration strength and five patterns that are identical to the leg for G-spot. Already the hammer blows of the first level are stronger than those inside the peach. I loved how the hammer held the clitoris in captivity. The head did not move, nor did the lower part escape the peach. It bothered me that also here you immediately move from the first, warm-up stage to the second, much stronger one. The difference could be too much for beginners. The second level suited me, but when I got used to it, I wanted a third and a fourth.
Although the toy seemed quiet to me at first, it is louder with the hammer engine running. The pants muffled it a bit, but not enough to wear the toy outside or in a company. Only someone who intentionally turned off their hearing aid would not hear these vibrations. Also, the toy is too big, so passers-by could easily notice your cowboy walk. The Pleasuriser is much more suitable for couples play, well hidden from the view of random people. Since the partner is supposed to control the toy from fifteen meters, you don’t even have to look at each other.
I held the remote firmly in my hands. To make it a little different, I chose a pulsating pattern of the leg in the peach. I didn’t want to change the settings for clitoral stimulation. The first orgasm came quietly and unexpectedly. When I thought I was miles away, it was already knocking on my door.
Next time it was different. Since the Big O didn’t and didn’t come, I pressed the head against my clitoris. I did not achieve the desired effect. As I released it, the pounding became stronger again. Then I pushed the curved part of the toy closer to the peach, and finally found that pleasure I was looking for.
The vibrator is in some respects better than both Satisfyer's. I would highlight its better grip, perfect fit to the clitoris, and hammer function. The toy failed the test at only two levels of vibration strength. I missed at least two more for the toy to be considered almost the perfect one. The Pleasuriser is made for couples play, but it is also more than suitable for solo play, making the tidying up more exciting or soaking in the tub more pleasurable.
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