Review: Satisfyer Hot Lover vs. Satisfyer Mono Flex
Satisfyer Hot Lover
Pros
- thermal function
- app
- firm insertable part
Cons
- loud
- flexible clitoral attachment
- fast battery drain
After the festive December, it is perfect for getting some time off. And that is precisely what I did. When the rest of the sleepy and tired people went to work, I stayed buried in the bed. Then, to protect my head from boredom, I pulled two vibrators out of the closet - Satisfyer Hot Lover and Satisfyer Mono Flex.
I decided to make a comparison because they are very similar in form - both are rabbit vibrators, have two powerful motors, and can be operated via the app, even at the same time. I found out the latter by accident: I ended up testing one, put it in a box, and grabbed the other. Since the first one was already in the app’s memory, both the one in the box and the one in my hands came to life.
As I watched them together, I was drawn to Hot Lover. I was attracted to the combination of pastel colors, which is not typical of Satisfyer toys, so I decided to test it first. The meaning behind its name did not interest me at the time. I only saw the pink insertable part, hard as a rock, and the turquoise green base with a flexible clitoral attachment. Below it are three buttons: the lower to turn on and off the vibrator, increase the power of vibration, and switch between patterns; the upper one to return to the program you like, and the middle one to turn on the heating. I had no idea at the time that this was it. And it was the middle button I pressed first. The red light came on, and the vibrator vibrated for a second. I thought I put it on standby, shoved it into the peach, and pressed the bottom button.
I should have warmed up the peach before inserting the vibrator, as it stubbornly resisted before the toy landed where it needed to. To fix my mistake at least a little and win it over again, I took a walk among the twelve programs offered by the Hot Lover vibrator. Slowly and with pleasure. This one died down a bit when I felt a pulsating pattern inside me after the third level of vibration power. Luckily for me, the first three levels are strong enough to take me to a sweet orgasm.
But not on the first try. My peach decided to resist and did not give up until the end. The clitoris was already tired and painful after a long weekend of constant testing, so I gave them a break that night and turned off the vibrator. When I tried it for a second time, I realized the advantage of loose underpants. I could do the second test lazily; I just pushed them aside a bit.
Before that, I charged the toy’s batteries as the app reminded me that Hot Lover is still using the last atoms of power. When it was ready to use, I pressed the middle button (thermometer) again, heard the soup boiling, and ran to the kitchen. I wiped the stove for five minutes, then slowly made my way back. The insertable part radiated heat when I took the vibrator in my hands. It was warmer than Dream Toys Goddess Col. Atlas. This time I leaned the vibrator against my clitoris and waited for the peach to warm up. The warmth on my clitoris was a pleasant surprise. The vibrator is supposed to heat up to 40 degrees, which is especially good on these cold winter days. I pushed it into the peach and then controlled the vibrations with the app on my phone. If the basic three programs might be too strong, you can reduce them here, and if they are too weak, you can increase them.
During testing, I noticed that I still had some room to maneuver the insertable part inside the peach, so I pushed it in all possible directions. My sweet spot was best reached when I pushed the base down, but this position is more uncomfortable on the clitoris as the attachment only touches it with the tip. I had to help myself with the hand and press the attachment against it. Only then was the feeling perfect. I no longer felt the warmth of the insertable part at this stage. Here, too, I was in tears, and in only one minute, it was all over.
To be continued!
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