Review: Lora DiCarlo Filare

Lora DiCarlo Filare

9.2

General score

9.2/10

Pros

• 10 vibration strenghts
• 3 patterns
• fits well to the palm
• storage bag
• great clit massage

Cons

• loud

Do you remember the picture I posted in December? I wore Christmas pajamas, and between my legs, there was a blue vibrator. I thought the holiday season would be perfect. How could it not be if I almost emptied my account to afford the one and only Lora DiCarlo Filare. 

Vibrator Lore DiCarlo sem si želela preizkusiti vse od male afere (na CES-u ji je bila odvzeta nagrada za tehnološko dovršen izdelek, ker je bil pač vibrator). Poleg tega me je prepričala beseda ‘robotski’. Hudiča, nekaj kar še nisem imela med nogami. Tistega dne sem morala videti ta obsceni vibrator. Osé je bil zanimiv in dih jemajoč, igrača, ki bi jo z veseljem privoščila svoji breskvici, prav tako je bila dih jemajoča njegova cena – 299 evrov. Skoraj me je odneslo s stola. Takrat sem spomin na ta vibrator potlačila globoko vase in se raje zabavala z drugimi. 

Konec lanskega leta pa se je misel o tem vibratorju znova prebudila v meni. Privarčevanega sem imela dovolj denarja, da bi si ga lahko privoščila in na vsak način sem se želela nagraditi za slabo leto. V resnici se nagradim vedno, ko pride december, vendar sem tokrat hitro spoznala, da bom težko dobila tisto, kar sem si zares želela. Odprla sem spletno stran Lore DiCarlo in presenečena opazila zbirko štirih vibratorjev. V meni se je vzbudila tista skopost bogatašev, ki vejo, da imajo dovolj denarja, vendar se trudijo privarčevati vsak cent, zato sem si izbrala najcenejšega – mikrorobotski klitoralni stimulator Filare. Se sliši dobro, kajne? Se je zgodba tukaj končala? Ne, niti malo. 

Izdelek sem našla samo v Ameriki, niti ena evropska spletna erotična trgovina ga ni pošiljala v Slovenijo. Jezna in razočarana sem obupala. Nisem vedela, ali me je v slabo voljo spravilo dejstvo, da tega vibratorja nikoli ne bom preizkusila, ali to, da nisem imela druge ideje za darilo sami sebi. Iz mene je kot iz razvajenega otroka lil bes. Pomirila sem se šele čez nekaj dni, ko me je zamotila služba. Bilo je naporno, ves čas so zvonili telefoni, e-maili so se vsuvali v nabiralnik. Ko nisem mogla več, sem se pomirila tako, da sem iskala vibratorje. Kakršne koli. In še dobro, da sem si spet v iskalnik drznila vpisati besedo ‘filare’. In ga našla – v Sloveniji. Ja, pri nas, v spletni trgovini Skrivnosti. Niti za sekundo nisem odlašala in čez slab teden sem ga že držala v rokah. 

My new December lover ('filare' in Italian means to have an affair) came accompanied by instructions for use, a magnetic USB charging cable, a year warranty, and a storage bag made of recycled plastic. If I were home alone, I would probably be crying for joy because, after a long wait, I could afford what I wished for a long time. Everything else that came along was just a cherry on top. 

This time, I first picked up the instructions for use. Already on the first page, I managed to learn all about buttons and operations. I was also able to read that it is made of ABS plastic, and the bottom of the toy is covered with silicone. I already put my finger dangerously close to the power button when I read that you have to charge it before first use. Waiting was endless, and I felt like time was running too slow. I looked towards the vibrator every minute to see if the LED was already fully lit - meaning the vibrator was charged and ready to use. After one hour, it was done. 

When I pressed the button surrounded by the LED light, the toy vibrated gently and stopped. Then I used my finger to search for two more elongated buttons. Pressing the top of the longer button increases the vibration power. I have listed as many as ten of them, and I have already experienced an orgasm in my mind. At the other end of the same button, you lower the vibration power. You can switch between the three patterns with a short button, which is quite enough, especially since you can adjust the vibration power with each one. 

Why is this vibrator so unique and so expensive? If you take a closer look at the bottom of the toy, that is, the clitoris stimulator, you will notice two bulges. When you turn on the vibrator, they will start circulating. After reading the description that it mimics oral sex, I expected it to move in all possible directions, but I was obviously wrong in the peach licking technique. Oh, and by the way, the toy is light and fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. 

I leaned it against my clit and pressed the power button. The only word coming out of me was 'meh'. The first power of the vibrations reminded me of Satisfyer's ice cream. The vibrations were gentle, and my clit continued with its siesta. All of a sudden, a dramatic twist happened. With a gradual increase of vibration strength, I rose from hell to purgatory. The clitoris was willing to cooperate. If the powers had only escalated to number five, I would have been disappointed, but I could come to number eight. At this point, my body was already shaking. I didn't get to tenth grade. A scream of satisfaction overtook me. 

I tested it day after day, week after week. Although I was a little disappointed because I imagined the robotic vibrator way better than it really was, it still never left me high and dry. I even liked the patterns - it's mainly about the rotation direction: clockwise, then counterclockwise. Don't panic if you turn on the vibrator and then immediately press the patterns button. The toy will not respond. Press the vibration power button first, then for programs, and you'll be back on track. 

At lower vibrations, as with ice cream, I was bothered by the fact that the vibrator stopped when I pressed it harder against my clitoris. I spent some time learning that it is better to increase vibration strength when I want more stimulation. At the highest power, there was no longer a need for additional pressure. I was also bothered by the sound, which became even more annoying with the vibrations' higher power. Luckily, every orgasm I experienced with this toy made me forget of buzzing. At the time, I was also grateful for the automatic shutdown, as with my head in heaven, I completely forgot about the world around me, including turning off the Filare.

I was getting to know Filare in bed for two months, every time I had a chance, even for a quick relaxation during work. When possible, I will also take it on a trip as you can lock it. 

Kljub njegovi ceni sem vesela, da sem ga dobila v roke, niti centa mi ni žal. Orgazmi s to igračo prihajajo kot po tekočem traku. Trenutno je vibrator Filare moj najljubši ljubimec na baterije. 

Lora DiCarlo has closed its doors, so be careful when buying their products.

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