Candle, vagina, and explosion

If this was my article's title, the story would probably be idiotic: a teenage attempt to insert a candle into my vagina, and an orgasm would feel like an explosion between my legs.

Unfortunately, this is not the case. All the words in the title have one thing in common - Gwyneth Paltrow. I never liked her, not as an actress, not as a sex guru who is trying really hard to sell crazy things like yoni eggs, erotic toys shopping guides, in which there are rare products whose price does not exceed five thousand euros (the exception is probably an African magic wand made of bloodstone, which in her opinion brings you pleasure and heals your body) to candles.

Oh yeah, just who would have thought a candle could be so special? Judging by its name, "This smells like my vagina", this one really is special. Wait, what? What kind of smell? If you read the ingredients, it will quickly become clear to you that Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina smells like geranium, bergamot, cedar and also contains damask rose seeds and nutmeg spleenwort.

The seventy-five-dollar candle was soon sold out, and Englishwoman Jody was lucky enough to get it for free. She received the candle as a reward for participating in an online quiz and got more than just a candle, real fireworks. Instead of an explosion between her legs, she experienced a candle explosion. Flames were rising, and candle bits flew everywhere. Apparently, the actress's vagina smells excellent, and occasionally it gets out of control.

However, the event did not affect Gwyneth’s business plans. In the summer, she will introduce us to a new candle, this time with the smell of her orgasm. 🙂

Cover image: https://www.insider.com/goop-candle-this-smells-like-my-vagina-is-sold-out-2020-1

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