Review: Pretty Love Ulysses

Pretty Love Ulysses

7.3

General score

7.3/10

Pros

• quiet
• 'last used' memory function
• gently massages the nipples
• 12 programs
• storage bag

Cons

• legs are too flexible
• difficult to insert into the peach

“[…] I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes, and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes."

The toy I tested this time reminded me of many things. Hearing its name, I first thought of the novel already announced in the above quote - Ulysses. I found a connection between James Joyce 's work and the vibrator Pretty Love Ulysses - both of which are bold enough to break the limitations and guidelines of classical forms, both novels, and vibrators. 

Vibrator Pretty Love Ulysses mimics the shape of a large open beak, or better yet, a large clothes peg. It is surrounded by pink silicone. The legs are incredibly flexible all the way to the top, where the two engines are located. There is also a small opening at the bottom of the toy where you insert the USB cable to charge the toy ( it comes with the package). When the party is over, store it in the included storage bag.


Studying the toy Pretty Love Ulysses for the first time, I found it exciting and unusual that the control buttons are on the side and not at the top of the base. Although the base is also silicone, the buttons are very responsive. A quick press on the bottom button turns the vibrator on and off, on the + and - buttons, you choose between different patterns and vibration powers. I've always loved that the vibration can be stopped by just a short push of a button and that I can always quickly find the pattern or power that suits me best, going up and down with +/- buttons. I was a little more worried about their location.

You can use the toy in several ways:

• both legs in the peach,
• one leg on the clitoris, the other in the peach, 
• both legs on the clitoris,
• one leg in the anus, the other in the peach or on the clitoris,
• for nipple stimulation,
• for penis stimulation.

I tested it first on my clit. I was sitting in front of the computer, and I decided to try the toy while working. As I leaned it against my button, I was impressed with its quiet working mode. If I didn't have appointments via Zoom with the camera on, I could masturbate during a meeting with a sound on. I probably wouldn't talk very much because the vibrations would take my breath away.
 

At first I had some problems with the buttons, as I expected. I had a hard time orientating. My fingers kept searching the buttons on the top of the base until I accidentally touched one of them on the side with my ring finger. I walked through twelve programs. Most of them are iron classics; only a few of them are somehow different. Never the less, it offers plenty of ways to reach an orgasm. This time I liked the fast waving vibrations the most. As I leaned it against my clitoris, I noticed that the lower leg was firmly in place while the upper one tried to escape towards my belly button. I wanted to hold them together, but my hand got tired. I tied them together with a hair tie. The vibrations were strong, and the clitoris resigned to its faith.

I then took the elastic hair ties off, and the toy's legs were let loose. The bottom one went straight into the peach, and Ulysses became a rabbit vibrator. Somehow, in this position, the vibrations became weaker. The feeling on my clit wasn't the same as before. Looking for a previously known touch, I pressed my palm harder against my clitoris. Ah, finally, it got better. A few minutes and hips thrusts later an orgasm came. 

Vibrator Pretty Love Ulysses was used a few times more in that day. I lifted it all the way to my nipples and turned the vibrations on. Unfortunately, mine are insensitive. Now I can confirm that. For all those who get aroused using a vibrator in this area, I can say that the vibrations are intense but pleasant.
 

Since this was not working for me, I inserted both legs back into the peach. I squeezed them together and pushed them into the dark hole. I had some trouble inserting them in. I did it in all sorts of ways, one leg first, then the other, both at the same time, the lower leg first, then the upper leg. It worked best if the longer leg was at the bottom and if I inserted both of them simultaneously. Inside, the vibrations have lost some of their power again. The best feeling was when I used classic vibration mode on the highest power. Now, we are talking. I got bold and started turning the toy inside in different directions to see if I can find my sweet spot. I didn't feel a shred of pain in the process like I also didn't find this fantastic feeling pushing me towards the orgasm. 

If you would like to try it anally, make sure to use a lubricant. While the leg's vibrations in the anus are gentle, the other one is moving freely - it slides a little on the clitoris and occasionally slips into the peach. The flexibility of the legs is welcome in this position. 

Unfortunately, I didn't have a real chance to try it during oral sex, as municipal boundaries remain closed, thank to the coronavirus. Still, I promise I will do it as soon as possible. 

The vibrator pushes the boundaries of the classic vibrator. Its uses are indeed varied but insufficiently refined. Ulysses' legs would work much better if they were less flexible, at least when used on the clitoris or a combination of use (one leg in the peach and the other one on the button). l was happy to continue where I left off; the toy has the memory function - it remembers the last used vibration mode. The sound of the motors is almost inaudible. After finishing the experiment, I concluded that the vibrator does not reach a literary masterpiece's boldness, but it gets close.

You can buy the toy here: Sex shop – Sveterotike.si