Review: Uprize Electric Dildo
Uprize Electric Dildo
Pros
- erection
- different ways of use
- it sucks on the surface
- anatomically designed
- remote control
Cons
- the remote control doesn't work for changing programs
- loud
During the preparations for my summer vacations, I chose another erotic toy, besides the clitoral stimulator Vibe Pad that was on sale on Lovehoney - the vibrator Uprize.
Although it was not my first choice, and I would have easily overlooked it, some miraculous force dragged me right to it. My experience with erotic toys on sale at online stores is similar to that at clothing stores - those things you are interested in buying are not on sale. You are so disappointed to find that the dress you have been looking at all year long and waiting for the lower price is not discounted. A similar thing happens with erotic toys.
Since there was no sex toys I craved for under the sales tab, I was scrolling up and down the webpage looking for an exciting toy to brighten up my nights. I laughed at the vibrating realistic imitations of the male genitalia and randomly clicked on one. I was just looking; I don't like the replicas of real ones. I laughed when I read in the description that it is a bionic vibrator that offers an erection. Yeah, you read that right, the vibrator gets an erection. Luckily they still had it in purple, and the product joined Vibe Pad in my shopping cart.
On vacation, after experiencing my first orgasm with Vibe Pad, I was already tearing the packaging of the vibrator with an erection on command, Uprize Electric. Besides the vibrator and erection, you will also get a remote control and a charger. I read the instructions, insert the battery into the remote, turn it on, press the vibration button on the erotic toy, and waited. The light was not flashing. For the next fifteen minutes, I pushed all the buttons, both on the erotic toy and on the remote. Nothing. I plugged the vibrator into the socket and sadly found out that the battery is empty, and I am free for the next hour. So I had time to take a closer look at it.
There it was, purple male genitalia, but this time without erection. It was a close replica of a penis; even the base had a shape of men's testicles and wrinkled on the top, almost all the way to the head. The insertable part is a good fifteen centimeters long. There are two buttons on the base, one for waking up an erection, the other for controlling the vibrations. There are three buttons on the black remote, which is slightly inconsistent with the toy. The middle one for erection and + and - buttons for vibration control.
The best feature of the vibrator is that you can use it for pegging, as a regular vibrator, or stick it to a refrigerator, table, door, bathtub (You get the picture, right?). You can use it anywhere and in any way you want.
After a good hour of charging, the vibrator was ready for action, so I repeated the exercise. A short press on the vibrations button, and the light started to flash. I laid it on the bed, moved the bottom of my swimsuit slightly to the side, took the remote, and pressed the erection button. It rose like a brad in the oven. Unfortunately, you can't stop an erection at a level that suits you; it just goes to the end until reaching a full erection.
When it was ready, I turned on the vibrations and tried to sit on it. I couldn't. The peach was not ready. Good thing I brought a lubricant with me. Once applied, I sat down on the toy. As the vibrator gets slightly wider towards the head, it gently massages the inside of the peach and gives you the sensation of fullness. I turned on the vibrations and took a quick walk through the programs. You can choose between ten - three vibration powers and seven patterns. Unfortunately, you can only switch between vibration powers on the remote, and for patterns, you have to press a button on the base, which is a bit awkward and annoying. There is no waving vibrations, just pulsations.
In the end, I decided for the classical vibrations and enjoyed the ride, despite some weird sounds made by the toy at maximum power. At first slowly, so I could feel every wrinkle inside me, followed by stronger vibrations and faster body movement. The orgasm came quickly. When I wanted to turn it off, however, I mixed up the buttons on the remote. Instead of lowering the vibrations, I turned off the erection. Auch. When I gathered myself, I turned on the erection again, gradually reduced the vibration power, and pulled it out. The orgasm was remarkable.
The erotic toy Uprize Electric fascinated me with the erection, and although, truth be told, this feature didn't help me reach an orgasm, it made me want to feel it inside me as soon as possible. This time, I wasn't bothered by its realistic shape; moreover, I even liked it. I was even more impressed that it stays in place while the base sucks on the surface (metal is better than wood or plastic). Operating the toy could be easier, especially with a product that is so technologically advanced. Nevertheless, it will remain a part of my permanent collection. For the time when I will need the erection.
Those Creamy Peaches tip: use it together with an anal plug.
This product is no longer available at Lovehoney.
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