Review: We-Vibe Wand

We-Vibe Wand

9.2

General score

9.2/10

Pros

• ergonomically designed handle
• app
• Smart Silence
• tongue attachment

Cons

• Clumsy attachment for men

Decembra sem si za trinajsto plačo in izplačani bonus privoščila novo igračo. Kaj pa drugega? Nekatere hitijo v trgovine po oblačila in ličila, jaz pa sem odprla računalnik in brskala po spletni strani Lovehoney. Pod kategorijo “novo” sem si izbrala precej drago igračo – We-Vibe Wand. Bila je ljubezen na prvi pogled.

Po tednu dni sem prejela klic očeta, da je zame prišel ogromen in težek paket. Ker sem čakala več paketov, sem si takoj izbila iz glave idejo, da je v paketu palica. Kljub temu sem po službi že trgala karton, da bi se prikopala do nje. Na posteljo je padla velika temno modra škatla. Preverila sem, ali je zrak čist, nato pa jo z užitkom odprla. V njej je počivala velika vijolična palica, elegantna in preprosta. Poleg nje pa še dva nastavka in magnetni kabel za polnjenje. Žal paket, kljub ceni, ne vsebuje vrečke za shranjevanje. Razumem, da je za palico to nekoliko težje, vendar bi jo lahko namenili vsaj za nastavke. 

The handle is ergonomically designed, and it feels good holding the wand. You control the vibrations with a small growth on the base. To increase the vibrations' strength, you push it up; to lower them, you push it down. Simple and effective. Besides this 'joystick', there are also the on / off button and a button for choosing between programs (10 vibration options). 

I lay on my bed and pushed the power button on the wand. Nothing. I tried raising the vibration power. Nothing. I put the wand down to get the instructions. Out of the blue, the wand started to vibrate. What just happened? I went back to bed and wrapped my palm around the head of the toy. It vibrated! It took me about a minute to figure out that the Smart Silence feature was to blame. It only works when the head comes in contact with the surface.

It will vibrate when touching your clit or another part of the body; as soon as you move it away, it stops. The feature impressed me. If someone steps into the room, I don't have to look in panic for the on/off button. Although it is supposed to be extremely quiet even during playtime, I would not consider it one of the most silent toys, nor the loudest; something in between regarding the volume, but I looked away because I was so in love with the function mentioned above. 

The first orgasm with this toy came too fast; I didn't have the slightest chance to try the attachments, which were seductively lying in the box next to the bed. While waiting for another tingling sensation, I gave myself a full body massage with the wand. When I was ready for action, I quickly put on the attachment and turn on the toy. Nothing again. Even though I knew how it is working, it didn't vibrate with the attachment on. When I touched the stick at the top, it started shaking. What the hell? I was already starting to complain about the silly feature when it dawned on me that I had placed the attachment too high and that the small notch on the toy's head probably didn't just have a decorative feature. However, something was still interrupting the vibrations. After a few weeks of use, I found that the head should be tilted slightly. This allows the smooth operation.s 

The attachment that looks like a necklace with little tongues on it is interesting. At first, I thought it would be reminiscent of oral sex, but it's not. It seems like everything between your legs is vibrating; That way, the orgasm is so much easier to achieve.

The second attachment is meant to use it on men. In a way, it mimics the function of a vibrating masturbator. If it feels good, you can turn on the vibration, but you can also use it as a vibration-free stroker. Just make sure you use enough lubricant. This can spice up the foreplay or give your partner a quick, easy, and full orgasm. This attachment is a bit more awkward, and it takes quite a bit of practice to figure out how it works and what needs to be done to not interrupt the vibrations. If the attachments don't suit you or you want to try others, the head is universal. This means you can buy any attachment you like and use it on this wand. 

Your partner can also tease you and control the play and your sweet orgasm using the We-Connect phone app. In the app, you can create a vibration pattern that best suits you or your partner; you can play with vibration modes and power and turn the Smart Silence function on or off. I guess this way of use would be more than welcome at a time of quarantine, when some couples could only play over the phone, physically far away from each other. Just make sure you hold down the power button for five seconds so the We-Vibe Wand can connect to your phone.

Since the We-Vibe wand is also waterproof, I used it in the shower. Orgasms were coming one after another. I was so dazzled that I forgot to wash the shampoo of me. The wand is inaudible in the shower, but unfortunately, its color and size can be seen very well through the fogged glass or shower curtain. So lock the door if you can.

Despite the initial difficulties, me and the wand got along well and hung out a lot, in bed, on the couch, in the shower. Wherever possible. Because it's a little too big and doesn't have a storage bag, it's resting somewhere at the bottom of my closet, but I pull it out every time I crave a quick orgasm or a slow body massage with a happy ending. Because of its size, it's a little harder to travel with it and go on sex trips. Nevertheless, I would recommend the wand to everyone, single women and couples. Orgasms are guaranteed.

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