Review: Luv Egg

Luv Egg

9.1

General score

9.1/10

Pros

• easy to insert
• quiet
• versatile use
• waterproof
• 10 different vibration programs

Cons

• no storage bag

As the last toy from the Slovenian store Svet užitka I needed to test the bullet vibrator Luv Egg. It was practically in line with the upcoming Easter. In my short history of trying erotic toys, I have encountered z bullet vibrators and eggs several times, so I knew what to expect.

You can choose between three colors. Half of my vibrator collection is pink; green seemed a bit toxic to me, so I opted for the pastel blue. I liked the transparent packaging. No surprises, you get what you see—seven centimeters long bullet vibrator or egg, remote control, and USB charging cable—unfortunately, no storage bag. Luv Egg is made of body-friendly silicone; it is gentle and pleasant to the touch. 

As I said, I tried bullet vibrators in the past, and although the feeling was right, I experienced an orgasm with difficulty or with a lot of help with my fingers on my clitoris. Despite a bit of mistrust, I unexpectedly tore off the packaging and took the test.

As usual, I tried the vibrations in the palm of my hand first. It vibrated so hard I could barely keep it in place, like a mouse wanting to escape. Its working mode is very similar to the Panty Rebel vibrator. The egg is activated with the on and off button; everything else is done remotely. It has five buttons, two for controlling vibration patterns, two for power control, and one for on and off. Because the buttons are slightly convexed, there’s no fear of pressing the wrong one and accidentally turning off the vibrator instead of replacing the vibration pattern. Ten of these patterns range from classical vibration, waves to pulsating vibrations, or a mixture of waving vibrations and pulsations. There are so many options that you can easily find the pattern you like best.

I had a hard time waiting for the day to be able to try it out in peace. Since this moment did not and did not come, I decided to take a risk and try the egg despite the full apartment of people, under the pretext of going to sleep. I decided to test it without foreplay. My thoughts got a little dirtier, and my natural lubricant turned on. Insertion is easy, similar to a tampon. The egg has a silicone loop, which makes it easier to pull out after use. Also, it prevents the dark thoughts of us cowards that the toy could stay inside us. You can insert it before turning it on, or, if you prefer and feel more comfortable, you can insert it when the vibrations are turned on. In both cases, the egg slips into the peach as if it were its home nest.

When I hit the right spot inside my vagina, I pulled my pants up again and took the book in one hand in case anyone stepped into the room. In the other hand, I was holding the remote control and pressed the power button. The vibrations were gentle and firm at the same time. Besides, inaudible. They are louder as the strength of the vibrations increases. It’s better not to do it near someone else unless it’s intended to be heard. During the absent-minded reading of the book, I switched between different programs and wholly indulged in pleasure. The classic, stronger vibration suited me best. Now I was in search for a suitable position. It served me best when I was lying on my back with my legs firmly together. 

Because I got distracted by the pleasure, I let the remote control go a few times. In panic that someone will come in, I had to stop enjoying and dedicate myself to tossing the blanket and searching for the remote, so I could take back the control of the erotic toy. 

Although it lasted a little longer than usual, I experienced an intense and very rare vaginal orgasm. With a light push of the on / off button, my bed experience was over. Thanks to the silicone loop, I quickly pulled the toy out of the peach and sneaked into the bathroom, where I washed it under running water. Since it is also waterproof, I will be happy to try it next time in the long hot shower, but I am still patiently waiting for the moment to come when you could afford it in peace. Until then, I am happy to explore my vaginal orgasms in bed. 

You can use the toy leaning against your clitoris or in combination with your fingers or another vibrator for your clit. You have your hands free, and you can do anything. I advise against reading the book while masturbating, as I had to reread some parts when I was not experimenting with Luv Egg.

You can buy it here: https://www.svetuzitka.com/znamke/luv-egg.html