Erotic toys under 30 euros

Lovehoney Bedtime Bullet 10 Function Love Egg and Bullet Vibrator Set

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General score

8.0/10

Pros

• price
• remote control
• tri moči vibracij in sedem vzorcev vibracij
• two attachments

Cons

• batteries
• awkward use on the clitoris

Review: Lovehoney Bedtime Bullet 10 Function Love Egg and Bullet Vibrator Set

The Love Egg and Bullet Vibrator is the first one in a series of erotic toys under 30 euros. I didn't expect much from all these toys. As soon as I ordered them, I got in the car and drove to the nearest store to buy batteries. A lot of different types of batteries: AA, AAA and the others so that later I will be able to achieve that real AAAAHHHHH. Since I ordered the toys on the English website, I completely forgot about one-week-long waiting to receive the package, so I was all the more surprised when a courier appeared at my door. My heart started beating faster as I opened the box, and five erotic toys were staring at me. The first one I decided to try was the Lovehoney Bedtime Bullet Vibrator. 

The package contains only a toy, a base, and two attachments connected to the base the old-fashioned way - by cables. The wave of relief came when I realized that the batteries were needed only for the base and that the wires were long enough. The attachments are of two sizes. I recommend the smaller one for beginners, even though the size of the larger one is not so extreme that you cannot use it without knowing the first one. They are gentle to the touch and smooth. The bullet vibrator is also discreet, so I recommend it to those who live with roommates or parents.

What bothered me a bit was the preparation of the toy for the first test. The vaguely marked type of battery on the base has reminded me of what I experienced with my first vibrator —running around the apartment, searching for suitable batteries, reading the tags, almost going blind from the search for plus and minus. Yes, I'm a woman. Confused and with a strong prescription. When I finally inserted the batteries, plus on the plus, minus on the minus, the fun could start.

I didn't expect much from this low-budget toy. I still had in my head the living memory of the rigidity of my first vibrator(it was also a low-budget toy). Nevertheless, the Lovehoney Bedtime Bullet surprised me in a positive way. The control button is very responsive. Usually, everyone forgets about it, especially with inexpensive toys. However, this toy is well made. The attachments' connectors do not wobble around and remain firmly in place, even if the cable is pulled too hard.

You can choose from three vibration modes and seven patterns. I love regular vibrations, not patterns, so I usually just switch between modes. If you want to try something else, the choice is big enough for you to find the right vibration for yourself.

The Lovehoney toy is advertised as a clitoral vibrator, so I used it on my button - with a small attachment. In theory, using it on a clitoris sounds tempting, but in practice, it was harder than I imagined. Among all the good vibrations that the "bullet vibrator" brings, it is challenging to keep the toy on the clitoris. In this experiment, I was helping myself keeping the vibrator in place. The vibrations are excellent, and with the slightly "outdated" button-based technology, you can choose between them smoothly and without any hassle. It even seemed a good idea to separate the toy into two parts. Although connected by a cable, the base really made it easier for me to work and gave up stretching my arms and finding a button in a juicy flood between my legs.

In the next experiment, I used it in my vagina. When I started, the peach spat it out with every spasm. It wasn't until I installed it deep enough when the absolute pleasure began, with no technical complications. The vibrations were a little bit weaker - I like powerful ones for vaginal use. Nevertheless, it was the first toy that could satisfy me, something that other "bullet" vibrators have never done. Both smaller and larger attachments have led me to this point. To make it to my happy ending, I used another toy on a clitoris. And the orgasm came in seconds.

This Lovehoney vibrator brings a lot of pleasure for such a "cheap" toy. You can choose from different patterns and vibration strengths. It is suitable for both solo play and couples play, and I liked it because of the remote control and two attachments. It is also discreet and ideal for beginners who want something more than just a vibrator. It offers satisfying orgasms, fast when you are in a hurry and your parents are coming home, or slow when you have the opportunity to play with your peach.